Basic Info

Name: Lillian Rubbish
Age: 19
Race: white britainer
Sexual Preference: weedy men.
Relationship Status: single as hell.
Religion: none.
Birthday: january the fourth.
Shoe Size: English 8.
Hair Color: naturally it is dark blonde (unless it has changed, as it hasnt been its naturally colour since i was about 10) it is currently white blonde .
Eye color: very light blue.
State you currently live in: a state of decline. Subversion!

Favorites!

Colour: Pink.
Type of Vegetable: carrots probably.
Song: i dont have an all-time favourite, but right this minute i think its Montegue Terrace in Blue by Scott Walker.
TV Channel: cbeebies maybe.
Radio Station: radio 4.
Animal: i cant possibly only have one. Not even for a minute. snails, frogs, toads, rats, mice, cats, dogs, moles, tigers, axolotyls with their correct spelling, penguins and ducks are all winners.
Day of the Week: Saturday.
Shoes you own: umm maybe my john fluevog pink and purple minnie mousey weird shoes.
Cell Phone/ Playstation/ X-Box Game: i like Silent Hill 1, 2 and 3, spyro the dragon, most final fantasys which are all playstation games.
Holiday: Seuss landing!
Album/CD you own: right now i like its a bit complicated by Art Brut.

Least Favorites!

Food: Mushrooms, anything spicey.
Animal: Well i dont hate them, but im afraid of maggots and scorpians a bit.
Colour: probably brown.
Drink: coffee or tea.
Song: right now i particularly loathe that horrible, wussy, female sung cover of 'ill stop the world and melt with you' which is on an advert.
Name: i cant think of any names i particularly dislike.
Class in school: P.E. or maths.
Person in the world: Bernard Matthews.
Genre of music: umm... jungle or something.
Dance move: that weird thing all teenagers do on my super sweet sixteen, where the girls bend over and basically writhe all over boys who stand behind them.
Sound in the world: anything loud that startles me.
Smell: vomit maybe.

Do you prefer this or that:

Ice Cream or Sorbet? ice cream!!!
Soda or Juice? juice i think. but i love irn-bru.
Car or Truck? uhh i probably prefer cars.
Cell or home Phone? probably my mobile because i can text instead of actually having to talk.
School or work? ive never had a job so i cant tell.
Old Navy or Gap? we dont have old navy so i cant tell.
Walk or Run? walk, but walk quickly.
Trees or flowers? flowers i guess.
Dance or sing? Dance babeh.
Club or bar? Club.
Friends or Family? dunno... friends i guess.
Cookies or Brownies? Cookies.
Hangover or Flu? ive never had a proper hangover, but i reckon the flu is worse.
Tattoos or Piercings? dont really like either. I guess piercings.
Text or Talk? text.
Cigarettes or Alcohol? Alcohol. Or rollerblading.

About your relationship(s) or lack there of...

Who are you in a relationship with? my right hand.
If no one, why not? Because the only men who have ever fancied me were a bunch of tramps (literally tramps), one incredibly drunk friend of Mikeys and a very drunk depressed man.
Who was the last person you kissed without any feelings for them? it depends what you mean by 'kissed'. If its just a peck type thing then i guess that would be excellent nosed man from feeling gloomy, who i fancy but have no proper feeling for. if you mean a proper snog then NOONE. Ever. D:
Where was your last date? Never! I've never had a proper date.
When was the last time you had sex, or do you still have your V-stamp? i have no idea what a v-stamp is. The last time i had sex was 4 or 5 years ago. Jesus!
What was your biggest relationship mess-up so far? not really had one.
Do you regret any relationships (long term, short term, one nights, etc.) that you have had? Ive only had one thanks! It was certainly not good, but i dont regret it really.
Do you find yourself happier in a relationship or solo? hard to tell!
When dating, who gets priority? Shut up!
Are you good at relationships? Well apparantly not seeing as ive had one. When i was 14. out of depressed desperation.
Are you afraid of commitment? Not at all.
Do you like to date around and explore or stick to one person? i have no idea.

About your job....

Do you work? nope.
If so, where?
For how long have you worked there? restaurant
What exactly do you do?
How much do you make?
Is it your dream job?
If no, what is your dream job? Housewife!

About School

Are you in school? Art college.
Where? Wimbledon college of art.
When did you/will you graduate? in two years ish.
What was/is your favorite subject? art i guess.
Who were/are your friends? in college i am friends with Jenny, Ella and Claire and also a bit with happy Sam. Also Philippa and the set design people, but i never see them in college cause theyre in a different building.
Did you ever skip a class? In sixth form i skipped probably about 50% of classes.
Why or why not? relating to the social phobia.
What is your major? uhh i dont have a major. im just doing a painting course.
Have you ever gone to class drunk? no.
Have you ever gone to class high? oh god, when i was 14 me and the stupid idiots would do poppers sometimes. Yes, poppers. Poppers. I hate myself.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? yes, but he wasnt actually my teacher.
WHO!?!? He was Alex, xenias english teacher and he was fantastic.
What do you miss most about primary school? getting to play on swings at break, and with the big parachute during P.E.
What is your best school related memory? hanging around the duck pond at xenia bunking class at esher.
Did you/do you play any sports? No.
Were/are you in any clubs or other extracurriculars? i was in a debating club because you got out of lessons. i didnt participate in any debates obviously.

Your dirty little past.....

Tell a secret: i cant think of one!
Hardest drug you have ever done? weed i guess. I am not hardcore.
When did you lose your virginity? 2003 i think.
What did you drink the first time you got drunk? i think malibu and coke and alcopops.
Have you ever lied to a friend? sure. But never a big thing, and never anything that would affect them.
Have you ever cheated on a test? no, out of cowardice though, not any kind of morals.
Did you ever fail a class? no.
Have you ever intentionally hurt someone (feelings or physical)? Not to my knowledge. Steve maybe. But i was at the end of my tether. I still feel really bad about it though.
Does anyone know everything there is to know about you? im not sure. Probably not.

About your family!

Are your parents still together? No, but they are still technically married.
Do you have siblings? yes.
If so, how many? Ages? Names? Lydia is 24 and Laura is 28.
Is your family close? I think so.
Who is that one person in your family that you just cannot stand? i think i can stand everyone. We're a very small family.

About your future?

What will you major in? Nothing, i dont major!
What college do you wish to go to? the one i am at.
Do you want to get married? uhh well i quite like the idea but will not be sad if it doesnt happen.
Do you want children? No.
How many? None.
Where will you live? London.
What kind of car do you want? I am never going to learn to drive, but if ill get chauffered around id like a cadillac or Oldsmobile.

About your friends!

Do you have lots of friends or just a close few? umm i have a few close ones and a few not close ones.
Do you talk to and see your friends frequently? i see my friends at college often, but dont see my close friends or the not-close ones who arent at college so often.
How often do you talk to them? i generally communicate with the close ones via text or something daily.
Who would you say your closest five friends are? Claire, Lydia, Xenia, philippa and Mum. yes, my mum is one of my best friends and i am not ashamed!
Are you still friends with the people you knew in middle school or high school? just Xenia.
Would you do anything for your friends? Not anything, no. Theres a hell of a lot i would not do for them. Basically i wouldnt do anything i felt morally opposed to.

WAIT THERE'S MORE.

Body Expert
How long are your nails?: i just bit them down to the edge where they stop joining fingers last night.
Do you have piercings?: ear lobes.
Innie or outtie belly button?: innie.
Do you wear braces?: No.
Do you wear glasses?: no, but i love glasses so im sad. Oh and i have to wear sunglasses indoors quite a bit.
What underwear do you prefer?: fun, brightly coloured stuff. Primark pants. Vintage girdles and bullet bras. Waist cinchers. I'd never wear a thong.
Do you shower daily?: ha ha ha ha. No.
Do you brush your teeth?: yes.
Do you wear deoderant?: yes.
Do you consider yourself pretty?: not sure. I guess. But not particularly.
Do you like your hair?: yes, i think it suits me a lot, but sometimes i wish it werent so ridiculous. I can never have a proper style or anything.
If you could, what would you change?: id like a waist please. And a jawline. Otherwise i think id like to stay the same.
What do people like most about your body?: umm... i dont really know. People talk about my eyes lots, but generally thats people saying theyre perculiar so i dont know if thats actually a compliment. Noone really says much else about it.
Are you healthy?: Well i actually have quite a healthy lifestyle. I get lots of sleep, eat healthilly (7 portions of fruit and veg today, take that cancer!), i dont get as much exercise as i should but i walk and run a lot everyday and try to dance for a long time every few weeks./ However i am actually incredibly sickly and am constantly getting bugs and colds and things.

Material Life
Where do you buy your clothes?: ebay.
What shoes do you wear?: generally i wear flat shoes or converse.
Do you come from money?: ha ha ha ha! no.
Do you need "stuff" to make you happy?: yeah, i like stuff.
Do you pay your bills?: no.
Do you spend money wisely?: no, i buy trivial things when i have no money and am a bit addicted to shopping.
What do you spend on yourself in a month?: completely depends. maybe £100 at the most.
Do you wear make-up every day?: if im at home then no, if i leave the house then i have to wear lipstick at least.
Do you eat out a lot?: no.
Do you give to charities?: generally no, i dont have enough money.
Are you spoiled?: uhh no. though claire spoils me a bit when shes over.
Do you spoil others?: id like to but i dont have the funds to do it.

Morality In Question
Do you go out of the way to help others?: If theres anything i can do i will do it.
Do you judge people by their clothes?: i dont think so.
Do you feel above others?: No, absolutely not.
Do you look down on 'poor' people?: no.
Do you give to the homeless?: sometimes.
Do you glare at people who look at you?: no, i tend to look away if i see someone looking at me.
Do you start arguments?: Not if i can help it.
Are you a peace maker?: yes among other people.
Do you think most others are unintelligent?: no, i generally assume most people are intelligent.
Are you in love with yourself?: uhh no, that would be weird.
Do you try to change others?: No, that would be stupid.
Do you commit revenge?: I dont think so.
Do you hold grudges?: yes.
Do you go into rages?: not really. When i get angry i cry, so its not really productive to a big rage.
Are you considerate of others feelings?: Yes, im very worried about hurting other people.

If you could get away with it, would you...?
Steal a million pounds?: depends on the circumstance. I wouldnt want to steal it if it would adversely affect anyone, which i guess it would an nearly every situation.
Beat someone you disliked up?: No.
Kill someone?: No.
Take hard-core drugs?: I probably could get away with it, but i dont want to cause im a coward and not really bothered.
Party all the time?: no, id want to be hoovering after a while.
Have sex with anyone?: i dont know if this means 'anyone' implying a certain someone, or 'anyone' meaning id have sex with literally anyone. In the first case then yes and in the latter no.
Destroy someones reputation?: No.
Run someone over?: no.
Punch someone you were mad at?: no.
Rob a bank?: say as the stealing a million pounds thing.
Black-mail someone?: no.
Kidnap someone for ransom?: no.
Sexually abuse someone?: Yeah! Sexual abuse for the win!
Run naked down the street?: uhh again i probably could get away with doing this. I have no desire to.
Pee in a public place?: No.
Throw food at someone you didn't know?: hmm, that ones tempting, but i still dont think so.
Have sex in a public area?: ok, yes.
Trash another's property?: unlikely.
Buy stolen property?: if i knew it i doubt i would.
Graffiti someone's car?: no.
Cheat on your spouse?: no i cant imagine ever doing that
Kill a neighbour's pet?: jesus. No.
Frame someone for a crime you committed?: umm i dont think so.
Light someone's house on fire?: no.
Hypnotise a room of people?: this survey is weird. No.
Brainwash to have followers?: No.
Force another to do what you want?: No
Destroy a relationship to get your way?: no.
Hurt someone who loves you?: never on purpose.

True Self
Are you predictable?: kind of because i just don't do much.
Who do you love?: friends, family, animals, the guy who invented pokemon.
Have you cried over a broken heart?: oh god yes. Constantly.
Do you make jokes about others?: hmm, i make slightly mean jokes about people i dont know, i never make jokes about people i actually know unless its a light hearted dig at them in front of them.
What clique might someone think you are?: oh god, cliques.. i dont know, arty annoying person clique?
Do you love life?: sure do!
Will you protect a friend from the truth?: uhh if they didnt need to know it, and it would needlessly hurt them then i would.
Who has broken your trust?: No one i can think of.
Whose trust have you broken?: No one that i can think of. I'm paranoid that ive done things like that though, but generally the people say im being silly.
Do you like yourself?: Hmm... I think im alright, but nothing special.
What's your best trait?: kindness.
What's your worst trait?: obsessiveness, avoidance and patheticness.
Do you gossip?: umm i sort of pretend gossip. I make up stuff with people as a joke, but everyone knows its a joke.
Do you brag a lot?: only in a joking, sarcastic way.

What do you like, as....
IQ in someone you're attracted to?: umm dont really care. Intelligent enough to have a proper conversation (i.e. not a drooling moron) but not so intelligent i cant understand said proper conversation. Though i do like to listen to really smart people cause i get a bit in awe.
Eye color?: dont really care. Green maybe. But all are fine.
Hair Color?: Ginger! But i dont really care. Very blonde and brunette are good too.
Body type?: Dont care about height at all, but i like people free from any muscle, and preferably very skinny. Gangly is excellent. People who are skinny but with a bit of fat instead of muscle are great cause they look all thin and soft. Oh, thats just men id like to sleep with. Girls i really dont care.
Personality in another?: creative, funny, nice people.
Smell on another?: uhh dont really care. Some sort of candy smell i guess. People who smell like sweets are good in my book.
Alcoholic beverage?: cocktails are the best, particularly strawberry daquiri, but also irn bru and vodka, coke and vodka, various juices and vodka, vodka lemonade and lime, that stuff called sourz and alcoholic milkshake.
Date spot?: dunno... cinema?
Facial feature on another?: nose.
Body part of another?: men i fancy wise again i like their chests and stomachs. Generally i probably like faces best.
Worldly views of another?: oh god, i never discuss these things so i doubt i care. Ideally i think id get on better with other vegetarians because i feel so strongly about it, but that doesnt mean i hate anyone who eats meat. And i guess people who like people and whats best for people.
Religion of another?: dont care, but i doubt i could get on with anyone whos religion means they had strong feelings about things i think are wrong.
Education of another?: couldnt care less.
Cleanliness of another?: dont care as long as they dont stink, or filth doesnt literally come off their bodies.